Test before each use by applying product to a small part of the area where hair is to be removed. -Nair bottle

So this might be a little on the short side because I'm literally doing a million things right now, but I had to talk about this...

So I'm sitting here enjoying the Grammy's while flipping back to Rock of Love Bus because it's the night he's in STL and I met him while he was here. He even had on the same outfit on the show from when I met him! So, anyway, my mom comes in and tells me that my 16 year old brother has just put Nair (you know, the lotion that you can put on and it removes the hair, so you don't have to shave/wax) So my brother has just used Nair on his...wait for it...

private area!!!!

And it's burning and bright red.

Now, let me first tell you that directly on the bottle it says

WARNING: DO NOT USE ON FACE, AROUND EYES, IN NOSE, EARS, OR ON BREAST NIPPLES, PERIANAL, OR VAGINAL/GENITAL AREAS.

And I had to actually point this out to him because he didn't believe that it was really on the bottle. So, I ask if he even looked at the bottle or read the part where it says to use it on a test patch first to make sure you don't have a reaction? He said that he did put a thin layer on the ENTIRE area, but he didn't feel anything working, so he proceeded to take the bottle and squirt it all over his area. This is when it started to tingle so he thought it must be working...until it began to burn and he got it all off as fast as he possibly could. He did show me the very top part (no, not the whole thing, I am his sister) and let me just tell you, it looks like it was severely sunburned. I've been in tanning beds and had my rear end burnt before so I can only imagine how much pain he is in right now. But, I still had to get on here and tell my readers (which is up to 10 now, thank you all!) this hilarious, yet not even surprising tidbit in my insane life.

Oh, and here's the kicker...he didn't leave any of it on long enough to even remove any hair!